who: family of gnomes
type: of the garden variety *snort snort*
last seen: various gardens, lawns, orchards, fields
suspects: anyone seen carrying any or all of them under their arm/in a wheelbarrow/perhaps like a sack of potatoes/in a yellow volvo/being pulled by a herd of dachshunds
reward: a handsome payment, as these gnomes are needed as decorations for upcoming holidays, family reunions, weddings, baptisms, baby blessings, a viewing of what's up doc? and/or pillow talk, grandparent visits, and mission farewells.
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